keep walking.

Went out with Bryan and Chunhong during early afternoon to Vivo. Bryan bought a Levis' jeans using the $50 jeans trade-in promotion. Anyway, we walked the whole of Vivo, and i finally had Mega McSpicy. It was really huge and damn spicy!

Hanged around for awhile more, before I went to meet up with Weili. We went to Fareast. Bumped into Meiting twice there, and she called me "Eh botak!", for the 2 times. I'm not really botak leh, i just have shorter hair, that's all! :D

Kok Boon wanted to join us for shopping after work, but its kinda too late by then. So we headed to Hougang to have McDonald's together with Felix who have just booked out. (He's booking in again tomorrow! Sad-ed. :D ) My appetite has indeed really really really increased, after the days in army. SHIT, more exercises!

Btw, I'm now posted to SISPEC! BUT WHERE IS MY MP VOCATION?! Damn. I worry about my future days in SISPEC. GG liao lor. Good luck to me man!

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I like to move it!

Initially i thought the plan was to go Zouk-ing, which that was one of my motivations to pass thru the 6 days field camp. Next week then... Coming back, I went out with few of the usuals (who else, then?). Finally had them to walk around Bugis. Only got to buy just one berms. Was rather disappointed while asking the uncle for size 30.

He spoke and gave the you-know-one-lah look, "Boy, you sure you can fit in size 30 anot, I think you 32 or 34 one leh." I was thinking, "Am i that fat already anot?!" And, before he passed me the bag, he's still not giving up and is still doubtful about the fact that I can't fit into it. He took and measured around my waist, and was finally assured.

Anyway, later on we moved on to MS and met up with Kelvin and Leeleng in the cinema. We watched Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. Although the movie's running time was rather short, but it sure was very nice and hilarious. The characters was cute too, esp the baby cub. And there were also credits given to Bernie Mac in voicing, at the end of the movie. But a pity he died, he was a great comedian then.

Ending this post, I'll definitely recommend anyone to watch this movie! It's nice!

My name's so nice, you say it twice.

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happy halloween!

Too shag to even think.

Got to book out yesterday night. Initially was going to River Valley for some supper with my platoon mates, but i pulled out at the end. Felt quite guilty too. Was really really exhausted after the 1½ days of shit, but with only less than 4 hours of rest in total. But I feel this week is really well spent with my buddies, with craps and nonsense as usual. There was one night where i indeed fell onto the floor, laughing all the way until the other end of the corridor, because of some nonsense i saw one of my buddy doing. Till now i still can laugh when i think about it! It's really dumb! :D

But it's still quite an emo week. One buddy just broke up (i can't help him much since i've no experience), one has some gf problem (sigh!), two others are some problematic creeps (f.....s). But i feel that i'm bonding even better with some of them. Like what some say, "suck-cock buddies". Err, that's just a term and mere description, not literally... :)

Anyway, today went to meet with a couple of platoon mates coming from all sections. The combination was really weird, but surprisingly we still can click. We started from Beach Road a.k.a army market, buying some stuffs we need for the upcoming field camp. Then headed to Bugis for some shopping. Had quite alot of things i wanted to buy, but just didn't have the "fate" to own it. Hmm. Some left, some others joined. Then we walked to PS, had some fun in the arcade. Haven been there for quite some time but still enjoyed it. Had our dinner, and finally met Weili and Felix at Vivo.

Ending this post, just wanna mention that i'm not some Bobo Shooter! Wahahaha! :)

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NEVER go full retard.

first of all, HAPPY DEEPAVALI to all Hindu friends!

Yesterday was very busy day for me. despite feeling a little woozy after the fever, i still headed out. I went to meet them at our usual Suki Sushi for some buffet. People who went were Kelvin, Leeleng, Felix, Shaoqi and Alvin. After finishing, Alvin left and we waited for Kokboon to arrived. This means that my PSP is back to me again!

We wanted to go to some Topman warehouse sales, but Kokboon forgot where or he didn't bring the details along, i don't know. Anyway, we just didn't make it there. Then we went to Suntec, which Kelvin said there's some warehouse sales again for sports apparels like Nike and Adidas. We searched for quite some while and finally found it. Like what Kok Boon said, we took 30 mins to come, and took less than 3 minutes to finish the uber small "warehouse sale". LOL.

Then we walked around MS. I bought some jap instant noodles from Muji, which Kok Boon said just throw it in hot water and it's ready to eat! No seasoning whatsoever needed! I'll try it when i book in later! We then bought the tickets for Tropic Thunder. I left later to have a small gathering with my uncle, aunty and cousins at this canto-based restaurant near Mustafa, in Park Royal Hotel. But i think the price is quite costly.

Had quite alot of great food before i left and went back for the movie. Was very rushing, and we just managed to watch the movie w/o much ads. Btw, Tropic Thunder was very very very hilarious! We just loved it, we just laughed throughout the movie! But i seriously almost slept for the first 15 mins. Hah. Ben Stiller is great! Go watch the movie! btw, you should check out the casts for this movie man, unbelievable man!

You m-m-m-mmm-m-make me happy!

... never go full retard!

. Now, let's go get those Viet Congs.
. "Viet Cong!"
. What?
. It's "viet cong." There's no "s," it's already plural. You wouldn't say "Chineses..."

it's really freaking hilarious lah! oh god. time for book in preparations! bye!

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finally out.

In addition to the previous post about the Jade Seah's matter, there's something i wanna share. I was listening to Class 95, when i heard an advertisement, an extract from a call-in radio conversation.

Call-in radio listener: I have the hots for Jade Seah!

DJ: Huh? Why?

Call-in radio listener: I loveeeee girls with filthy mouths!

Now it's an advertisement that keeps repeating every few hours! Oh poor Jade Seah!

Went to the Comex IT Show today and yesterday. It was soooooo overly crowded with people! There was alot of items i wanted to buy, but my pocket and the fact that i'm going to enlist didn't allowed that to happen. Today was to purely accompany Felix to take a look, as Kok Boon, Weili and Shaoqi came yesterday already. We told Felix, "Yesterday I came was to check out the IT stuffs, today i just come to check out the girls." And the rest of us agreed. Haha!

Finally bought myself something, a bermuda. Initially wanted to watch a movie, and hang around as we didn't want to go home at such an early time. But we still headed home, as there's no suitable movies and timings. So bored, when i finally have time to go out to town for shopping, i have to "Home Sweet Home" so early. Remember, i have no more time left to waste! I cherish my time now!

Oh, I think i'm liking my hair more and more already, even if any of my friends find it ugly. I took less than 5 minutes to set my hair today! I was the earliest to reach today! SURPRISE RIGHT?! It's my best make-up record till date! I'm afraid I might want to keep this short even after I ORD, but who knows, i may not think that way then.

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What is this, dude!

Be prepared for a lengthy post.

Just came back from my interview. Still feeling damn sick.

It was set at 10.30AM, i haven woke up for as early as 8am for a long time already. I'll be working at SGH again, for those who knows i was offered a job earlier on at a pharmacy at SGH. But i wasn't selected, so Shaoqi's friend, Angela, who works in the job agency, very willingly helped me in the follow ups.

Thou the workplace was in SGH, but the venue of the interview wasn't. It was at Bukit Merah, my grandfather's old apartment. On one hand, I was looking hard for the place, on the other, i was praying i'll be on time. Luckily, i did set away some extra time for me, Mr Late King, to find the place.

When i was lost at the lobby, i actually met 2 TP mates! It was so coincidental! It was Chee Yong and another girl whom i cannot recall her name. Thou we aren't very close, but at least we've seen and talked to each other in sch before. I asked for directions, and it so happen all of us are heading the same way, and even interviewing the same job! OMG!

I was the first to enter. Not even feeling nervous or jumpy. Shawn's no longer the conversation idiot. Haha. The interview lasted less than 5 minutes. The jobscope was different from those given by the job agency. The agency told me it was admin work, but in fact, more manual work and very minimal admin work.

But i don't mind these tough jobs lah. And I don't even know how much i'm paid. But who cares, i just want to spend the time away before going NS! I was actually very confident i could get the job during the interview, and yes i actually did. Starting work tml! Haha. Wondered if they got it or not.. If not it would be good, i love making more friends! :D

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Sunday.

Woke up early feeling sick. Flu and sore throat. Must be contagious virus from army friends, Weili and Chunhong. Intended to go out, but cancelled. Better still.

Didn't sleep the whole night because of the stupid flu, so i slept the whole afternoon until 8PM. No appetite to eat somemore.

I tell you, Panadol Cold is the best friend for you when flu comes, at least for me! But not long later, fever and headache came. And I still dota-ed with them! Haha. Because of the headache, i couldn't fall asleep. Really damn suay leh, before the interview pattern so many like badminton!

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Saturday.

Went out with Weili and Felix with the intention of shopping. But we met late, but we spent most of our time window shopping and eating. And not forgetting chilling out at our favourite HK Cafe. And we just walked along the streets of Orchard Road, chatting. And probably thats the night where i finally got the virus.

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Friday.

Met with Lynn, Jiamin and that sickly Chunhong at Vivo. Had a get-together dinner because Lynn, yes that ex-crush, finally came back from Shanghai already! When i saw her, i know Shanghai's food and lodging was very good! Because her cheeks are rounder now! But now she looks healthier this way lah. But does it mean i'm very very healthy too? LOL.

When i asked her about the Sichuan earthquake thingy, she told me she was in the middle of it! And thats why she came back. Oh gosh! Thats so dangerous lah!

Had dinner at this restaurant called 黑澀會. Despite visiting Vivo so many times, I still didn't know where the hell is this restaurant located. But food there was really not too bad. Had a couple of their signature dishes.

Then we went to Starbucks. We had lots to catch up! And obviously, i talked the most! Haha! And i was really shocked when Lynn said she's now a SIA trainee stewardess. She also mentioned she'd be flying off on monday! Thats like so amazing!

Her pay was not bad, more than $2k! Then i asked her if she could give me a chance to woo her again. Then I could spend some of her salary! HAHA! But don't worry, we're good friends now, in fact, very good friends. :D

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Genting 2008!

Edited: I've brought this post forward because i've added more photos and videos for whoever wants to see. Quite a number of them. More funny and gay pics! Enjoy!

I'm so very sorry for this very backdated post. There could be some missing pictures or videos around. I decided to post this first, i'll edit again when i get more stuffs from my very busy-working 大嫂 later. Anyways, the pics!!!

Warning: Some Most pictures/videos may contain obscenity, disturbing scenes with huge amounts of homosexuality (i.e. gay). :D

Dont worry. No nudes or porn. Heh.

Day 1 - 6th May (10:30PM)

We gathered at Golden Mile Complex. We fooled around while waiting for the bus to take off. We didn't believe the 6 of us were off to Genting.


While we were on the bus..




Everyone is so happily playing!

Day 2 - 7th May (6:00 AM)

We finally reached Genting Highlands! But it's really cold, and most of us were wearing shorts! It's also too foggy to even take a picture. Gotta take it with flash to remove those fog/water droplets, but i hate to take pictures with flash. Hmm.



At the main lobby waiting for room keys. We waited for close to 5-6 hours. -.-



Trying to take a 6 person shot.. but to no avail. Haha.


The couple with us. Shaoqi has very few decent looking pictures, most are them are those funny ones. LOL.


I tried to look like i'm very enthu. In actual fact, all of us were tired.


See? Mr 193cm Tall Man could fill up the whole row of seats, sleeping.


We decided to walk around to keep us awake, while Kelvin and Leeleng slept at the lobby.


I hope you don't know what are they doing, please don't. LOL.



:D

And taking some crazy shots around...







Headed to the arcade..


Woohoo! Surfing!




So niceeeee...



The soldiers.


Now you know whose Singapore's Takumi? HAHA!

Then... the couple miraculously found us in the arcade, we didn't tell them where we're heading to!



Kel, me and Shaoqi dancing at the Para Para machine like we were pros. No coins were inserted FYI. Luckily it's early in the morning and no one were around.

But imagine the security guards looking the at surveillance cam, wondering "What are these few weirdos and retards doing there?!" HAHA!


Ripley's Believe It or Not museum there!! As shown on Ch 5!


First World Hotel is really cool. At least more shops than before.



The newest (among the other rides) Superman ride.

Some group pictures.. Please don't mind them! HAHA!


GAY! :D



Our clan, Wonderfruits', trademark pose!

Day-bid Gan and Elly Lee dealing with some "silk-pro" hair!

And now now.. The neh-neh groping starts.. (included in most of the upcoming group pics!)



OUCH!! And the victim is me!


Mr & Mrs Goh. :)


Look at the chinese name! SO FUNNY!




Then we played billiards. Hell long game! The other table have probably completed 2 games already, but we're still stucked at the first with most of the balls on the table. Haha!



Check out the billiards videos i'll be posting later. It's even funnier!


Me and Shaoqi's room! We took a nap before we had dinner at Kenny Rogers as decided.

Our room number. Felix and Weili, Kelvin and Leeleng took room 9817 and 9815 respectively. But this is not a very good room number for me and Shaoqi. Haiz.. Read on...

Woke up after sleeping for a couple of hours...

Guess whose cleavage? Haha! 120kg on the butterfly machine is a sure no problem!























Those are Felix's!!


Kenny Rogers is damn cheap there. But what's displayed on the menu is so different from what is served. That explains the price lah.



The side dishes are very nice! The muffins too!

How could we forget about bowling there!!



I pnwed those noobs like nobody business! Lol! Then we played in teams, but still we (me and SQ) win them!

All of us know who is the "ITS OKAY, ITS OKAY!" person right? Haha.


Kelvin also wanted to take a "surfing" shot!






Us playing at the basketball shooting machine. Forgot who got the highest point, was it Shaoqi? Forgot liao. Heh.


Then we went to some place with lesser people to take some self-timer shots. This is wayyyyyy too crazy and fun. I have videos for this too! It's supposed to be cold, but all of us were sweating!


HAHA! See even Ah Lau (Leeleng) don't want to pose! She didn't joined us for taking these pics! Should joined us for the FUN! She kept wanting to take for us, the gays. I think there's so little pics of her.

Crazy! Don't ask me what poses are those! We just follow what Kelvin does! I think they are some tiger and crane fist, and some crazy stuffs! We video-ed it too!









LOL!




Ahhh. Finally a decent one here.



Resting.. Everyone feels so hot.. Haha.

Then.. Everyone starts to feel tired and started heading back to our rooms. This moment, something bad happened.

My room had the door bolt placed outside. It's hard to explain, but its commonly used in hotels. Anyways, the door could easily be opened from outside by just simply pushing it.

When i got in, my luggage zip were opened! My heart just popped out. I checked that OUR stuffs were intact. It was just that i didn't zip up my bag before i left.

I was the last person who left the room. I'd would be so guilty and upset if SQ's stuffs were stolen as well. Two reasons IMO why our stuffs were stolen:

- We were on a renovating storey, at the very very end, with almost no neighbours beside us. (We could make hell lot of noises!)
- I was lazy to turn off the TV while leaving the room. Probably making an impression that someone is still in the room.

Afterthoughts: I'm really too careless and blur. Weili is probably right, 2 blur people (Me & SQ) can't stay in the same room. HAHA! I'm really so damn heng! But yet feeling so damn sorry.



Mr Teo with the after-beanie hair effect. So "silk-pro"! :D


Before this shot, I was at the same position, stoning, after that very matter stunned me for 5 whole minutes. Then Felix "woke" me up. Was thinking what could have happened if our things were really stolen.

Day 3 - 8th May (9.30AM)


LL says he's snoring! LOL.

Woke up late. So all of us have only 15 minutes to take our breakfast buffet! It stops at 10AM! Too rushing to take pictures of the food! But it was not too bad, moreover it's freeeee!


Went to outdoor themepark!


I remembered our first ride was Cyclone, the ride i would call it the "Mini-Cockscrew". LL didn't want to take the ride at first, but was then influenced by us. Haha.

On the Cyclone ride, there was this very first steep track that Kelvin asked me to look at before it went down. THAT REALLY WAS SCARY! But it was sooooo uber thrilling! Yet there were some very low tracks that i thought might hit my head! All of us took this ride for 2-3 times! So fun!


There's only me in the Super Toboggan, because the rest of the pictures that Weili snapped were blurred.

Ohh, another thing.

All of us took the ride except him because of his height (not sure about this) and weight, but definitely sure he weighs heavier than the accepted weight (70kg). HAHA! Fatty bom bom! Chao fatty! Luckily its not me ah! :D



Next, it's the Spaceshot! Despite many times to Genting, i didn't dared to try this ride. I was soooooo afraid. But this time I finally tried, and did not regret at all!

Only the 5 of us tried, LL volunteered to be the photographer. HAHA! But me and Weili sat directly opposite the 3 of them, so LL couldn't take any pictures of us. The person with long legs facing the outide was Weili, and the one beside was me.

The feel:
I don't know about the 3 of them. But me and Weili was sitting side by side laughing in fear, shouting, "你准备好了吗?! 来了!!". Holding on the handles soooo tightly, it shot up. Then without any knowing when it is going to drop, it suddenly dropped like free fall.

I REMEMBER THAT MOMENT. I tried to scream out loud as planned with Weili, but I realised my butt were off the chair, and there was no voice no matter how i wanted to!! I truely was shocked by this fact. Lol.

Kelvin told me before the ride that there will be this one point where you will tell yourself, "NO!!! LET ME DOWN! I DON'T WANT TO SIT LIAO!!!" It's so freaking true! But i would say it's worth the heart popping!!


Then we went to boating to Dinosaurland. And took some pictures.





The super cute Energizer battery guy!



Lol. That stupid tiko hand!



Kiss kiss. :)



Oh nose! Just skip this one! HAHAHA.


LOL!


So sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.



Cockscrew was mostly "under maintainance" most of the time, cos' of the fog.


I so like this Spaceshot shot. So poster-like.




Under this point, my cam no more batt already! I didn't bring the charger! I thought the 2nd spare batt could hold for few days, but it couldn't even last for half a day! SIAN.


YES! Ferriswheel should be for them! Why are the 4 of us sitting together on it?!


Oh ya! There's this Malaysian girl that kept waving to Mr Felix Chang while on this ride saying, "HI! I want to take picture with you!!". Later we found out that he may look like some Malaysian Superstar (MSS) winner. She must be some idol-chaser or smth.

EH MY FRIEND MSS OKAY, DONT PRAY PRAY! (OMG, he's gonna F me dip dip when he sees this! LOL!)



This time i was the photographer. I couldn't take such spinning rides. Roller-coasters or thrilling ones are fine, but definitely not those in circular motion. So i hate spinning teacups.

I'll probably vomit after, probably spoiling the happy mood. So better not. It sucks being sick on a vacation, and everyone have to look after you. Btw, thats a human-like bonsai, cute right?




On self-timer. But Felix couldn't get it right, but when he finally did, NO BATT!


We went back for battery. Stupid Weili always wanna sleep.


He thinks he can fall asleep!!!


Every morning and every now and then, that idiotic Weili will throw Felix's "Cheetah" pants on the bed for no reason. I think he just love his Cheetah pants, cos' Felix didn't cover the blanket while wearing the Cheetah pants. HAHA!

I threw the Cheetah pants too! In fact, everyone did! A must-throw! It's fun, you should try it!!!!! :D




Then we went out again. They took the Flume Ride. Me, Weili and LL didn't joined them. It was tooo cold already, dont want to get wet!

While they were on the ride, stupid Weili and LL ganged up against me! Their hands were so cold and they used their "寒冰掌" and touched my neck and back. It's really really the "ohhhhhhhhhhh" feeling, that i ran all over the place to avoid them. It's really colddddddd. LOL.



Hi 老板!




好友记 restaurant. Every dish was so delicious. You could ask for any amt of rice for no extra charges! The other time we went, Felix had 5 whole bowls of rice! This time we ate only like 2 bowls each? Probably we've aged! Lol.

That stupid Weili keep aiming at the roasted pork. While we were busy talking, he told Felix softly "We eat, we don't talk". HAHA! He's super cunning, but we found out later!




Ohh, movies are definitely not to miss for Genting! Tickets cost only RM11, which about $5.50 only! You could buy 2 tickets at M'sia with 1 in SG! Somemore still got coupon which you can redeem snacks at the counter!!

We watched My Wife Is A Gambling Maestro and Speed Racer. The gambling one was in Canto and not shown in SG, it's a very funny one! Me and Felix could understand the movie well, but not sure if the rest of them did. But i guess they did know some of the Canto vulgarities! LOL.

Speed Racer. Too futuristic, too much CGI in it. There boring part where most of us really fell asleep! But overall, it a nice movie! The drifting really kickass! :)


They still got mini-table!




Back to the room, we were PSP-ing, competing who is the DK (Drift King) for Ridge Racers. Hah.

And also gambling till late 3AM! Playing ban-luck and in-between. We lost alot of money for the inbetween game. Without touching LL's "jade legs", Kelvin's luck was totally sucky! Like for e.g, for uber uber good cards like "A" and "K", he could draw the same cards and pay double for what is in the money pool! So suay lor!

Stupid Shaoqi won ALOT OF MONEY! But also no use, you know later.. :D :D

Day 4 - 9th May (9:00AM)


This time we woke up very early for the breakfast. Haha. Very niceeee.


Some group pics. A pity some are blurred.





They went to the Casino! We splitted into groups, then Weili, Kelvin and Leeleng sneaked in successfully! While the 3 of us were trying to get in, the guard stared hard at us. So couldn't take a look lor. But according to WL, he says that the dealers were very professional.






Playing games at arcade! We earned more than 700 tickets! Stupid Weili keep using the balls and not hitting the targets, but throwing at us then. Kept throwing and throwing, then kept saying sorry! Damn bastard! We still got video as evidence! Haha!


Some fun in the arcade. We exchanged some toys for LL using the tickets.


Then we went to some empty carpark to take pictures. Then Kel and Weili got to reveal their boxers! Hehe.






Then we wanted to do some jumping shots. I think the last one was the best shot. Haha. But it was so crazy and funny lah! See Weili's body sooooo long!




Tried a "fly into the ground" shot. Uber LOL.


Presenting the Hush Puppies and Levis' boxers! HAHA!


The don't-know-what ugly pose by Kelvin.




He's finally getting ashamed of himself!


Haha. A lookalike? The word "Durian" used to be the description of me.

Haiz.. Then the sad thing came. Shaoqi's wallet went missing at this time. Sigh sigh sigh. We had to help him out with monetary issues. Luckily his mum didn't scold him real hard. Haha.

Anyway, we had dinner at 好友记 again. And that's the legendary roasted pork that everyone wants!




They're trying take a shot of them snatching the plate of roasted pork, but many people are looking at them! Even the waitress is laughing! :D


What's wrong with him?! :)



Cheetah pants sabotage in action! Poor felix!



Some uglyness and gayness! HAHA! Oh, thats Weili and me in action.

And not forgetting latenights Starbucks and Coffeebean chilling sessions! We sat down and talk without buying any drinks! HAHA! But it was fun and happy by just chatting and teasing around! :)

Day 5 - 10th May (Afternoon, the last day)


Here's Ah Goh Goh at Marybrown. They couple didn't join us for breakfast because LL was like always not feeling well. Weili said she could have caught a cold because of the strong and cold wind yesterday while we were at Coffee Bean.

I didn't managed to eat MB at all for the whole trip lah! Damn.

We went to a garden near the bus terminal, then took our last pictures.


Supposed to be a very formal, serious and decent family shot.








I'll called it the "Photograph of Love". But it's really damn gay and gross when i see this myself now! LOL. Anyway, thats a heart shape if you didn't get it. :)





Yes, don't doubt it. We are trying to pose as fashion models. HAHA!




See all the hands?!

Parachuting in 1! 2! 3!




Wow, it's been almost 2 weeks since the Genting trip already! Video coming up next! :D

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