As i said in the previous post, we are there working. Our job is quite easy lah, record down the car license plate number coming IN and going OUT on a electronic device. We're just required to record just the numbers on the car plates. Every two hours we have to go around the multistorey carpark taking down car plate numbers that have the season parking coupon. And also taking down the car plate numbers of ALL the cars in the carpark when we reach or leave the place. Yeah, 9AM-9PM.
Day One (Wednesday, September 26, 2007)
Met Felix, Wei Jie (his friend) and some other guys (friend's friends) at Bukit Batok (BB) MRT station. I waited for quite some time lah, then we took Jason's (our boss) car to the working places. The rest of them worked at BB, and we (felix and me) were posted to the one of the Clementi multistorey carpark. Jason briefed me about what to do and left the place. It's freaking big lah! Nine storeys in total, but the top 3-4 storeys was empty most of the time.
During the first day was the worst for me, it drizzled for a while and then it was sunny. It was sooooo scorching hot that we started from outside the carpark and to all the way inside. Believe it or not, we had sunburns, damn irritating lah. What Felix said was true, we really chatted and crapped until we ran out of talking topics to talk. And then with the hot weather, we kept dozing off. But it was fun when everyone thought we were undercovers from the Traffic Police.
Felix and me were seriously stupid lah, we would always put on a face as if we could actually issue summons and made the people scared of us. Haha. It feels really good like everyone with cars are scared of you! But which of the undercovers would laugh and joke like small kids and wear shorts and slippers! Lol. We are of course not really working but spotting some pretty girls! Haha.
And we spotted one couple doing "something" we dont know behind us at the motorcycle parking slots. We kept turning back, and they changed to another motorcycle parking slot. You thought it's over? But no, I and Felix were feeling bored and we walked around crapping to keep us awake. We saw that couple again and they drove off not long later. So sorry we "spoilt their show". HAHA!
Back home at Choa Chu Kang, my cousins, Susan and Serene are waiting for me already. Felt so paiseh already and they still asked Felix to come over to pei me. Of course i didn't, it's not my house afterall. We chatted for a short while and went to sleep after i played with Miki (my niece) for some time. Was really freaking tired that night and the bed there (queen size) is even larger than my bed at home (super single). Damn comfortable.
Some pics taken at Clementi carpark.
Felix the buddy.
Day Two (Thursday, September 27, 2007)Okay, today we'll be going to BB multi-storey carpark. Yes, it's me and felix again, we're the inseparable gays! That day was wayyyyyyy better than at Clementi because,
- it has only 5 storeys
- fewer cars
- it has a cooling weather as it's raining that day
- full sight of the incoming and outgoing cars
- kopitiams, NTUC and shops are just downstairs
As usual, we did the normal stuff but skipped the every-two-hours-check-for-season-coupon routine for many hours, hope that the boss will not know! Haha. For almost the whole day, we just crapped and joked around. People that drive in will take an extra glance at us, and we would say this after they drove off, "看什么看! 抄你车牌啊!" (See what see! Write down your car license plate number then you know ah!) Haha! Like as if we have the authority lah! You should really see how lame we are to act like some traffic police officers lah! Freaking funny!
And if i could, i would complain to the boss! Felix Chang that bastard is really a "snake-eater", always go to the toilet. And always to Mac's one. Like why go to Mac when there's one downstairs at the kopitiam. Definitely to take longer breaks and to see if mac have pretty girls anot. Haha.
And there's this old bird (experienced) uncle that kept substituting us to let us go eat or for breaks. He would come like every 2 hours lah. One time he came with coffee and asked us to go for a break, we sort of declined his offer. Then he said in chinese, "Wah lao eh, take break no need money leh!" I think he's damn good to newbies lah.
The carpark and the cloudy sky.
The device used to record down car numbers. $1500 each.
It's not saying me, is it? Haha.
He's reading the same newspaper again.
A gorgeous BMW owned by a gorgeous female owner.
Purposely placed on the pathway to scare off drivers.
Day Three (Friday, September 28, 2007)
Was sleeping soundly until I heard, "Small Kao Fu (which literally means Uncle) wake up liao!". I'm small because there's another uncle thats older than me.
I didnt want to wake up initially until she just kept bugging me like an unstoppable alarm clock. Haha. She's so cute lah, she even offered to open the door for me when i went for work. I didnt take much photos of her because the time we meet are just too short.
Today working time was 8AM-9PM. We went to the same carpark at BB but not everyday is sunday. That day was really really hot. We shifted from the walkway to the carpark's driveway. The carpark is not really packed, the weather is hot and the sun is shining onto us. I remember one time when i was talking to Felix, both of us dozed off, and only to wake up when some car tires screeched. Both of us was like laughing at each other.
So we decided to listen to my MP3 and sing songs. We sat real close to each other as we were sharing the earpiece, and just sang like nobody business with some super stupid and retarded expressions! We were thinking if there's any team of Stomp-ers around. Next would be the headlines, "Two gay carpark surveyors singing songs loud at carpark". Haha!
And as usual, we just acted like traffic police officers and scolded drivers with "看什么看! 抄你车牌啊!". And Felix would just say how urgent he needs the toilet and i must say he is really a "shit king". Always go one! Haha. Not sure of why, we would say more and interesting things at night, from gossips all the way to secrets. Who have known i'm so "friend-friend" with Felix now, used to hate him so much in the past. LOL.
Back at cousin's house, my nephew, Samson is back home. And he decides to sleep with me! In the night i tried to cover him with the blanket too as i started feeling cold. But he kicked it away lah! Later then i found out he's not even feeling cold and even sleep in aircon all the time. Lol.
Yeah, i cut my hair. Dont laugh leh.
Miki that sweetie opening door for me.
Day Four (Saturday, September 29, 2007) Was woken up by them playing on my bed, couldn't even sleep lah. It was like 8.45AM. Anyway, Susan called my other cousins and their husbands/wivies to take breakfast together since they stay so near each other. Went to Lot 1's Long John for breakfast. There came Susan, Serene, Cann, Han Sen, Steve and Cui Yuan. So good of them to even pay for my meal. Haha.
They said, "哥哥, 你的面子很大 hor? 你下来睡要全部人陪你吃早餐". Haha. And I don't know why they called me 哥哥 (big bro) even thou they are far older than me.
It was funny when Susan asked Samson "Boy, which one you like more, Kao Fu or Small Kao Fu?". I expected him to say Steve, but it turned out to be me! Haha! Maybe being the angel will always be better than the devil! Haha.
And i bought my first Toto in my life today. They wanted "my luck", so made me to buy for them. They said if they've won, i get to stay at their house free for another 1 month. LOL. Sounds like some lucky draw thing sia.
Not long later, waited for Felix and Weijie before we went home. They're late again lah. And Felix asked me to go jogging with him later on. I think he siao already. Anyways, my PSP is on the way already!
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